Sarah Smallwood Parsons , AKA sarah-with-the-second-line, grew up on a lake in Connecticut and trained at UCB NY. Sarah is currently performing in Hint, A Murder Mystery at UCB Theater and the sketch show Boogiemanja at the PIT Loft. Sarah is the creator and star of the web series FUCKING, a host of the character show Perfect Strangers, and head writer of TOS. She was a finalist in the funniest [stand-up] comic in New England, and one time when she was a kid Cal Ripken Jr. signed her baseball because he thought she was being crushed.